Men are lucky. No hormones. Well, none that count. Testosterone is a friend. Not so progesterone. Here for my fellow sufferers are 13 explanations of the acronym PMS.
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Plainly, men suck!
3. Ply Me with Sugar
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
5. Padded Middle Sweatpants
6. Pimples May Show
7. Puffy Mid Section
8. Potential Murder Suspect
9. Psychosis Makes Sense
10. Purchase More Shoes
11. Psycho Manic Shopper
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Pricks May Suffer
16 comments:
HILARIOUS!!
The first one had me laughing out loud right away!
I'm all for #10: the ultimate cure-all!
You forgot my fave...
Putting up with Men's Sh**.
:D
Great list.
ROFL!! Those are all great.
Pack My Stuff LOL Thanks for the chuckle. Happy T13!
LMAO!!!! I love these, Babe.
ROFL! These are great!
How about Pissy Manic & Sensitive! :-D
I didn't do TT today but do have a nice review blurb and a generalisation on reviews in general.
I think it's pricks MUST suffer, LOL
Great list!
Oh, I'm all for #4 and #8! *ROFL*
Love each and everyone of them. I will have to keep them for future reference.
However menapause doesn't make it any better. It's just bullsh** without the monthly visit. Something for y'all to look forward to.
Huggles,
Donica Covey
Funny! :)
I used to hear it called The Curse of Eve. Bugged the hell out of me. I love Putting up with Men's sh**
Pricks Must Suffer is pretty great too.
Have a great weekend.
JJ
lol- or poor mangled SNAGS :-)
Potential Murder Suspect is my favorite! :D
ROFLMAO! Great post, Babe!
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