Thursday, July 26, 2007

Thursday 13



Men are lucky. No hormones. Well, none that count. Testosterone is a friend. Not so progesterone. Here for my fellow sufferers are 13 explanations of the acronym PMS.

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Plainly, men suck!
3. Ply Me with Sugar
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
5. Padded Middle Sweatpants
6. Pimples May Show
7. Puffy Mid Section
8. Potential Murder Suspect
9. Psychosis Makes Sense
10. Purchase More Shoes
11. Psycho Manic Shopper
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Pricks May Suffer

17 comments:

Jennifer Shirk said...

HILARIOUS!!

The first one had me laughing out loud right away!

Gina Ardito said...

I'm all for #10: the ultimate cure-all!

Dayna_Hart said...

You forgot my fave...

Putting up with Men's Sh**.

:D

Great list.

Christine d'Abo said...

ROFL!! Those are all great.

Adelle said...

Pack My Stuff LOL Thanks for the chuckle. Happy T13!

Jennifer McK said...

LMAO!!!! I love these, Babe.

N.J.Walters said...

ROFL! These are great!

Romance Writer said...

How about Pissy Manic & Sensitive! :-D

I didn't do TT today but do have a nice review blurb and a generalisation on reviews in general.

Amelia June said...

I think it's pricks MUST suffer, LOL

Great list!

Tempest Knight said...

Oh, I'm all for #4 and #8! *ROFL*

Donica Covey said...

Love each and everyone of them. I will have to keep them for future reference.

However menapause doesn't make it any better. It's just bullsh** without the monthly visit. Something for y'all to look forward to.

Huggles,
Donica Covey

Heather said...

Funny! :)

Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Great list!

*hugs*
Paige

My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

Jinger said...

I used to hear it called The Curse of Eve. Bugged the hell out of me. I love Putting up with Men's sh**

Pricks Must Suffer is pretty great too.

Have a great weekend.
JJ

Babe King said...

lol- or poor mangled SNAGS :-)

Robin L. Rotham said...

Potential Murder Suspect is my favorite! :D

Debbie Mumford said...

ROFLMAO! Great post, Babe!