Happy Halloween to all my American friends. There are always pumpkins and witches everywhere at this time of year, but at $25 a pumpkin, I think my kids will have to be happy carving soap.
Halloween always amuses me. Isn't it funny that all the decorations are for the losing side of this war? I mean, the whole point of the holiday is for all the evil to flee because God's saints are coming the next day.
Anyway, I couldn't let the occasion pass without a few sick jokes, though I'm not sure whether these gems pass as a trick or a treat. Enjoy....
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
Did you hear the cannibal was expelled from school?
He buttered up his teacher.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
Pumpkin pi.
'til next time, bless you all, and c'on the saints!
5 comments:
You have such a way of looking at things..."Isn't it funny that all the decorations are for the losing side..."
Don't we all like the underdog? We dressed up at work today. I went as a mail order bride. Easy to plan. Jeans, pendleton shirt, hiking boots, and my wedding veil. I was perfectly comfortable (except the veil got in the way of typing on occasion). Great fun to dress up and be silly. Everyone should try it.
Sounds like fun. I'm all for having a good time, no matter what we're celebrating. :-) We don't really celebrate Halloween in Oz of course, though I did give my boys skeletons on bicycles. Much giggling ensued.
Happy halloween, Babe!
Thanks, Amanda. You too.
$25 for a pumpkin! You have got to be kidding me. Sheesh. Good thing that I'm about 5 minutes from our local pumpkin patch here. For $3 each my kids get to play and get a pumpkin.
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