Thursday, May 31, 2007

Thursday Thirteen




Thirteen People I'd Love or Hate To Have For Dinner


1. Naturally I'd love to have my CPs over. Firstly, Kristen for her legendary shmoozing abilities, providing she took out personal insurance for her bling -- I don't think my house insurance would cover it.

2. Gina, coz she'd bring baby Niley who is just as cute as can be. As long as Gina doesn't bring a red pen to correct the commas on my menu card.

3. Selah, if she promises to keep the twins out of her soup.

4. Maggie, coz she's just completely hugable, plus I could ask her to use her legendary computer skills to fight the gremlins in my laptop.

5.Gemma, if she's not too busy with her new TV fame.

6. and other celebs, like Mary-Kate Olsen, because she'd be really cheap to feed.

7. and Ghandi. Ditto. Especially now.

8. and former Secretary General of the U.N.--Kofi Anan--cake? Sounds like someone to have around during last course.

9. But not Martin Luther and his Diet of Worms

10. or Lucretia Borgia, who might adjust my condiments

11. not Mama Cass Elliot if I'm serving ham

12. or Mike Tyson -- he takes the concept of putting the bite on people too literally

13. or Hannibal Lector -- ditto

How about you? Feel free to tell me why I should include you on this list. :-)

28 comments:

shelley said...

Sounds like a fun dinner. Can you squeeze in Johnny Depp in his pirate suit? I'll volunteer to come along as photographer. I'm not willing to eat - not with some of those guests ;)

Gina Ardito said...

I could make a mean German Chocolate Cake for dessert. I don't have a baby Niley like the other Gina, but I'm good for a laugh or two...

Babe King said...

no doubt, Gina. :-)

and yeah, HOW could I forget Johnny Depp. Just ...because!

Kissa Starling said...

Okay- loved 12 and 13. Those are hilarious!

Bernadette Gardner and Jennifer Colgan said...

Great list. I'd invite a chef, since I'm not much of a cook. Maybe Emeril LaGasse or Rachel Ray.

Tempest Knight said...

LOL @ Mama Cass Elliot... Oh yeah... Johnny Depp as a pirate. I'll take Orlando Bloom too. He looked HAWT in Pirates 3. *sighs*

Jennifer Shirk said...

You could invite me. I always bring a ton of food--even when people tell me not to. LOL!
You wouldn't have that much to cook!

Jennifer McK said...

I can make homemade rolls. Great list.

Rhonda Stapleton said...

ROFL--yeah, there are a lot of people I'd love to have over...I'd like to talk to Anne Bolelyn. :D

Rene Lyons said...

If you ever get Mike Tyson, I'm going to invite myself to that dinner. Of course, I'll be the one wearing earmuffs.........lol

R.G. ALEXANDER said...

LOL!!!! Great List! I think you should include me because I'm obviously nutrient deficient since I forgot to add you to my pimpin' list! *blushes* sorry about that.

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

An unforgettable dinner party!

Sara Thacker said...

Hmmm, I like Shelley's suggestion.

Kristen Painter said...

You're a nut, you know that? LOL

Cat Marsters & Kate Johnson said...

Except that Cap'n Jack would drink all the rum... Great list!

Romance Writer said...

It sounds like a wonderful dinner. I especially like the first 5 guests! :-D

Lesley said...

Poor Mama Cass! Yeah avoiding the ham might be a good choice!

Lori said...

Well....I love to eat other peoples cooking because I hate to cook...if you invite me, I'll do the dishes:)

Christine said...

I would actually have dinner with Lector...as long as he was chained up. :)

Eden Bradley said...

OMG-I'm laughing so hard I almost wet myself!
http://www.edenbradley.blogspot.com/

Tink said...

Haha, great list! I know some people to include or not, might steal your idea for a future TT.
Thanks for visiting my blue moon TT!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Axl Rose.

I want to know if he's as nutty as he comes off as.

Happy TT! Thanks for visiting; I'll have to come back and poke around some.

Heather said...

With those guests your dinner parties must surely be the talk of the town! LOL

(And you know I would bring chocolate covered cherries for dessert *grin*)

Elle Fredrix said...

LOL.. Number six had me screeching with laughter. Very good!

Debbie Mumford said...

Wow ... that's quite a list!

http://debbie-mumford.blogspot.com/

Priya said...

include me, cos I am cheap to feed being vegetarian! :)

thanks for the visit...

Cynthia Brayden-Thomas said...

Ooh! What a great list. LOLOL about Cass Elliot.

I'd invite Sigmund Freud. And I'd serve bananas flambe and see what he says. Heh.

Babe King said...

lol, Cynthia. You're only Jung once.

You need to ask what Freud would say? How about adding peaches to go with that, with melons on top.