Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Thursday Thirteen




Since Marian,the heroine of "The Marian Kind" (which releases June 21, you know, in case I haven't chewed your ear off yet)is the make-up artist in a funeral home, I thought I'd stick with the theme. So this week it's

Thirteen reasons to Love the Morgue


To many, the morgue is a place shrouded in secrecy and exceedingly grave, yet......

1. So many are dying to get in there.

2. It's a great place to have a formalin.

3. You can always get a table.

4. And they have their own tag team.

5. But their sleeping bags leave something to be desired.

6. In the morgue, blue is the new black.

7. And YOU can be the life of the party.

8. It's the place God leaves his empties.

9. So definitely BYO spirits.

10. But even without a TV, people there know what happens when you Cross Jordon

11. And most think they're hairdressers, since they've already curled up and dyed

12. But it's not the place to let anyone slip you some skin or lend you a hand

13. However, it is a great place to chill.

24 comments:

Night Diva Maria said...

You are a riot as usual! you'd think the morgue was a fun place! LOL

THanks for the comment on mine :D yep the mouth is always the last thing to go ;)

Robin L. Rotham said...

Slip you some skin... Morbidly funny, Babe. :D

shelley said...

LOL - I started as soon as I read #1. Great list!

Gina Ardito said...

You are a sick and twisted individual--which probably explains why I like you so much!

Adelle said...

Yup! LOL You're a riot, Alice!

Jennifer Shirk said...

"A great place to chill?" LOL!!!

Diana Castilleja said...

*snrk* That's a riot... Robin nailed it. Morbidly funny.

Tempest Knight said...

OMG! *snorts Pepsi through her nose* You should put a warning to your T13, chica. Hahaha!

Debbie Mumford said...

ROFL - I love #1 - Great list, as always!

http://debbie-mumford.blogspot.com/

Lori said...

LOL...OK, thats just wrong....

Seeley deBorn said...

Oh that was perfect!

Diana Celesky said...

Very funny, Babe!

Chelle Sandell said...

LOL! My favorite class in college was Cadaver Anatomy and people used to get grossed out cause we had a lunch study group right after class.

Crystal Jordan said...

BYO spirits...LMAO!

Cora Zane said...

LOL!!! Happy T13! ^_^

Romance Writer said...

You crack me up! LOL

Elizabeth Parker said...

Wow, very clever, Babe! How do you come up with these things?

Heather said...

ROFLMBO

Personally I prefer cemeteries, but hey -- to each her own. LOL

Thomas Kingsley Troupe said...

#8 rocks!

Lisa Andel said...

Dang, another TT that's left me laughing.

Nice meeting you, and thanks for making me wet my pants. ;)

angeleque said...

Morbid but funny.

Great list.

Babe King said...

Elizabeth, I hate to admit that these come all too easily. My mind is just twisted that way. Sometimes in edits I have to reduce bow many lines like this I put in so my readers don't feel like they fell down Alice's rabbit hole. lol

Babe King said...

Sorry about that, Lisa. I'm thinking of marketing my books with a goodie bag attached. You know, pantie liners, toilet tissue, a de-pepsi-ing machine for your nose....

Kissa Starling said...

I like to chill...maybe I should be hanging at the morgue!