Since Marian,the heroine of "The Marian Kind" (which releases June 21, you know, in case I haven't chewed your ear off yet)is the make-up artist in a funeral home, I thought I'd stick with the theme. So this week it's
To many, the morgue is a place shrouded in secrecy and exceedingly grave, yet......
1. So many are dying to get in there.
2. It's a great place to have a formalin.
3. You can always get a table.
4. And they have their own tag team.
5. But their sleeping bags leave something to be desired.
6. In the morgue, blue is the new black.
7. And YOU can be the life of the party.
8. It's the place God leaves his empties.
9. So definitely BYO spirits.
10. But even without a TV, people there know what happens when you Cross Jordon
11. And most think they're hairdressers, since they've already curled up and dyed
12. But it's not the place to let anyone slip you some skin or lend you a hand
13. However, it is a great place to chill.
24 comments:
You are a riot as usual! you'd think the morgue was a fun place! LOL
THanks for the comment on mine :D yep the mouth is always the last thing to go ;)
Slip you some skin... Morbidly funny, Babe. :D
LOL - I started as soon as I read #1. Great list!
You are a sick and twisted individual--which probably explains why I like you so much!
Yup! LOL You're a riot, Alice!
"A great place to chill?" LOL!!!
*snrk* That's a riot... Robin nailed it. Morbidly funny.
OMG! *snorts Pepsi through her nose* You should put a warning to your T13, chica. Hahaha!
ROFL - I love #1 - Great list, as always!
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LOL...OK, thats just wrong....
Oh that was perfect!
Very funny, Babe!
LOL! My favorite class in college was Cadaver Anatomy and people used to get grossed out cause we had a lunch study group right after class.
BYO spirits...LMAO!
LOL!!! Happy T13! ^_^
You crack me up! LOL
Wow, very clever, Babe! How do you come up with these things?
ROFLMBO
Personally I prefer cemeteries, but hey -- to each her own. LOL
#8 rocks!
Dang, another TT that's left me laughing.
Nice meeting you, and thanks for making me wet my pants. ;)
Morbid but funny.
Great list.
Elizabeth, I hate to admit that these come all too easily. My mind is just twisted that way. Sometimes in edits I have to reduce bow many lines like this I put in so my readers don't feel like they fell down Alice's rabbit hole. lol
Sorry about that, Lisa. I'm thinking of marketing my books with a goodie bag attached. You know, pantie liners, toilet tissue, a de-pepsi-ing machine for your nose....
I like to chill...maybe I should be hanging at the morgue!
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