1. A man can never be too rich
2. Men only get harder with the heat.
3.You don't need to use your teeth on the wrapper.
4. In fact, a man can throw his own wrapper in the bin.
5. You CAN have your man and eat him too.
6. Their nuts don't get stuck between your teeth.
7. Or make you gain weight. If they do, it disappears, mostly, after nine months.
8. Men don't leave you with more cavities.
9. At least I hope not!
10. Though you can't pick up a box full for a few dollars at the local supermarket, you CAN use the same one over and over, so they work out pretty economical.
11. Most men won't poison your dog.
12. And your friends don't normally ask you for their share.
13. However, just like chocolate, most of the really good ones are European.