Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Naughty Warning -- PG




Thirteen Reasons Men Are Better than Double-Choc Fudge Popsicles


1. A man can never be too rich

2. Men only get harder with the heat.

3.You don't need to use your teeth on the wrapper.

4. In fact, a man can throw his own wrapper in the bin.

5. You CAN have your man and eat him too.

6. Their nuts don't get stuck between your teeth.

7. Or make you gain weight. If they do, it disappears, mostly, after nine months.

8. Men don't leave you with more cavities.

9. At least I hope not!

10. Though you can't pick up a box full for a few dollars at the local supermarket, you CAN use the same one over and over, so they work out pretty economical.

11. Most men won't poison your dog.

12. And your friends don't normally ask you for their share.

13. However, just like chocolate, most of the really good ones are European.

28 comments:

Gina Ardito said...

OMG, #13 is hyserical! I like you naughty, Babe. You should show this side more often. LOL!

Rene Lyons said...

The nuts one almost had me spewing a gulp of coffee out!

Adelle said...

Too funny! Thanks for the morning chuckle. I had to scoot down and read your pig thread. I love it! Gotta luv a girl who has her pigorities straight. lol

Babe King said...

or even curly. :-) What can I say? While others swan, I swine. Much the same but less feathers are ruffled in the process.
:-)

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

I hear a lot of Trevor in this, Babe. What a great list! I needed to be cheered up and I think I'll be chuckling about the nuts getting stuck in the teeth for the rest of the day.

Thank you!!

Happy TT and thanks so much for visiting. Come back when things are more of their usual fun selves!

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

*giggles* The nut one slayed me!

Jennifer McK said...

LMAO!!!!! Especially the last one. All the best ones are European! LOL.
YOu kill me.

Jennifer Shirk said...

Funny--and true!

Emma said...

LOL! Great list! Hehe! Most men won't poision your dog. Bwhahahahaha!

Sara Thacker said...

Very good list Babe.

Tempest Knight said...

OMG! These are hilarious! Thanks for posting this, Babe. You always make me laugh when things are all crappy around me. *wg*

Babe King said...

That's the plan, Silma. :-)Just spreading the sh...er, sunshine.
Sorry things are crappy for you.

Rhonda Stapleton said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! OMG the nuts one about killed me...

Dayna_Hart said...

roflmao

Thank you, Babe. I needed a laugh!

Seeley deBorn said...

Nuts! teeth!
Laughing too hard to type

Debbie Mumford said...

ROFL

Love it, Babe!!

Crystal Jordan said...

I can have my man and eat him too...sold!

Jenna Bayley-Burke said...

O-my-gawd! Too funny! Love it!

Robin L. Rotham said...

ROFL!!! This was just too visually stimulating, Babe! :D Their nuts don't get stuck between your teeth... Priceless.

Emma Wayne Porter said...

*giggling* Most men won't poison your dog.

R.G. ALEXANDER said...

LMAO!!!!
Note to self *drinking any liquid is dangerous while reading Babe's TT* I should know this by now.

Diana Celesky said...

Amen, sister! Love your list. So much truth in it, especially the part about most of the good ones being European.

Babe King said...

Maybe I'd better get them to give my books plastic covers then, RG. :-)

Thomas Kingsley Troupe said...

Boy, I feel like I probably stick out like a sore thumb here, but...

Thanks for stopping by my blog, Babe. You mentioned you work with zombies. In what capacity?

Kristen Painter said...

LOL - Oh man, too funny.

Babe King said...

Thomas! You came. I feel honored. And you stick out in a good way!
Well, the zombies are supposed to be medical staff, but before coffee, one could be forgiven. hehehe

Thomas Kingsley Troupe said...

We've got that in common! When I'm not putting out fires or driving an ambulance like a maniac, I train MDs and nurses on their brand-spanking new medical record system.

Can anyone see why I'd want to be a writer instead???

Babe King said...

lol- how true, and ditto. :-)