1. A man can never be too rich
2. Men only get harder with the heat.
3.You don't need to use your teeth on the wrapper.
4. In fact, a man can throw his own wrapper in the bin.
5. You CAN have your man and eat him too.
6. Their nuts don't get stuck between your teeth.
7. Or make you gain weight. If they do, it disappears, mostly, after nine months.
8. Men don't leave you with more cavities.
9. At least I hope not!
10. Though you can't pick up a box full for a few dollars at the local supermarket, you CAN use the same one over and over, so they work out pretty economical.
11. Most men won't poison your dog.
12. And your friends don't normally ask you for their share.
13. However, just like chocolate, most of the really good ones are European.
28 comments:
OMG, #13 is hyserical! I like you naughty, Babe. You should show this side more often. LOL!
The nuts one almost had me spewing a gulp of coffee out!
Too funny! Thanks for the morning chuckle. I had to scoot down and read your pig thread. I love it! Gotta luv a girl who has her pigorities straight. lol
or even curly. :-) What can I say? While others swan, I swine. Much the same but less feathers are ruffled in the process.
:-)
I hear a lot of Trevor in this, Babe. What a great list! I needed to be cheered up and I think I'll be chuckling about the nuts getting stuck in the teeth for the rest of the day.
Thank you!!
Happy TT and thanks so much for visiting. Come back when things are more of their usual fun selves!
*giggles* The nut one slayed me!
LMAO!!!!! Especially the last one. All the best ones are European! LOL.
YOu kill me.
Funny--and true!
LOL! Great list! Hehe! Most men won't poision your dog. Bwhahahahaha!
Very good list Babe.
OMG! These are hilarious! Thanks for posting this, Babe. You always make me laugh when things are all crappy around me. *wg*
That's the plan, Silma. :-)Just spreading the sh...er, sunshine.
Sorry things are crappy for you.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! OMG the nuts one about killed me...
roflmao
Thank you, Babe. I needed a laugh!
Nuts! teeth!
Laughing too hard to type
ROFL
Love it, Babe!!
I can have my man and eat him too...sold!
O-my-gawd! Too funny! Love it!
ROFL!!! This was just too visually stimulating, Babe! :D Their nuts don't get stuck between your teeth... Priceless.
*giggling* Most men won't poison your dog.
LMAO!!!!
Note to self *drinking any liquid is dangerous while reading Babe's TT* I should know this by now.
Amen, sister! Love your list. So much truth in it, especially the part about most of the good ones being European.
Maybe I'd better get them to give my books plastic covers then, RG. :-)
Boy, I feel like I probably stick out like a sore thumb here, but...
Thanks for stopping by my blog, Babe. You mentioned you work with zombies. In what capacity?
LOL - Oh man, too funny.
Thomas! You came. I feel honored. And you stick out in a good way!
Well, the zombies are supposed to be medical staff, but before coffee, one could be forgiven. hehehe
We've got that in common! When I'm not putting out fires or driving an ambulance like a maniac, I train MDs and nurses on their brand-spanking new medical record system.
Can anyone see why I'd want to be a writer instead???
lol- how true, and ditto. :-)
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