Thursday, November 30, 2006

Sadie was a Saddist

I'm sure I'm not alone when I admit that I hate housework. I'd definitely prefer to sweep the room with a glance and dust my taste buds with icing sugar, than take on the dust bunnies under the bed each week. (What if they're related to the Easter Bunny? My labours could have serious, chocolate-depriving consequences!) Alas, there are some drudergies involved in being a mum that are inescapable.

Or are they?

I found some wonderful advice on the net about how to eliminate cleaning forever! Yes, ladies and gentlemen (what? some men DO do the cleaning) it CAN be done!!!!! Such pearls of wisdom are far too good to leave in their oyster, so here for your pleasure is how to be done with drudgery for good. Enjoy!

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your pc.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5. Your pc will ask you, "Are you sure you want To delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly......
7. Feel better?

5 comments:

Maggie Jaimeson said...

LOL on the recylce bin for "Housework." My goal is to make enough money with writing to afford a twice a month housekeeper. Hubby does help a lot (he loves to vaccum) but it's all the little things that drive me crazy--toilet seats, cat hair, counter tops with little crumbs. Somehow he just doesn't see these. Oh, and he HATES dusting. But then, I hate vacuuming. So, it all works out.

I'm holding a Merry Maids contract for my next book sale. :)

MG Braden said...

This is a GREAT idea. Really like it. GOing to do it right now and then maybe when I look up the dishes will be done (we were out last night and I guess it's not in the babysitter's duties to actually clean the table after children are fed. I had everything laid out but could she not at least have taken them to the sink?)

Kristen Painter said...

Housework is evil. I'm pretty sure it has the potential for putting you in an early grave.

Lillian Feisty said...

Ooh, will that work for packing? Delete stuff.

Eva Gale said...

That is just brilliant. I need that toay.